Saturday 8 March 2008

2 Words for the Judge

2 comments:

Guanyu said...

A man in a court room was waiting for the judge to complete his written judgement.

While the judge was taking a long time to complete his writing, the man became very agitated and impatient. And the man started to ask the judge how long more he has to wait. Each time the judge told him to be quiet and patient. But the man didn’t stop and continued to ask the judge 2 more times.

Finally, the judge became upset and warned the man he would punish him if he says one more word.

The man didn’t even blink an eye and asked the judge, “What for?”

The judge said, “That's it. I now fine you $400. $200 for each word you spoke.”

Now the man calm down and took out his wallet. The judge saw the man checking his wallet and then started to feel bad and regretted his hush decision because he thought the man was checking if he had enough money to pay the $400 fine.

The judge turned to the man, “Are you worried that you don’t have enough money to pay the $400 fine? I will give you time to pay.”

The man put the wallet back into his pocket and said, “your honour, I was just checking my wallet if I have enough money to tell you another 2 more words.”

(You know the 2 words the man wanted to say?)

Anonymous said...

2 ex-traders fined $100k each for price rigging